i dance like the wind...
Quarter Pounder Meal with a Large Dr. Pepper
how can something so revolting make me feel so damn good after a night of drinking? thank you, Mickey D’s. thank you for always being there in your disgustingly delicious glory.
guess what was in my hallway at 3:00 in the morning on halloween?
a passed out drunk girl…in slutty costume!!! score.
(that’s me giving a thumbs up for my awesome find….)
saw this at Kmart last week when i was bumming around with Brian Jones.
i’m no feminist or anything…but there are so many things wrong about this “toy” i don’t know where to start.
guess how i just spent my saturday niiiiiiight.
i watched this earlier on Disney Channel. it was SO good. i’m not going to lie…i cried a little at the end. i just got so emotionally invested!!
sunday mornings are the new saturday nights. lets just get that out there. its all fun and games drinking liquor until you talk like a baby but the real winners out there - the real Vince Lombardi’s of awesomeness - know that the next day really seals the deal. you won’t meet the girl in a bar, you’ll meet her the next day when her mascara is all rubbed off on the sheets because you had a rad night with her the night before.
there will be Bloody Marys and BLT’s and you can keep your sunglasses on when you walk her dog later and pretend you’re a celebrity when you keep your sunglasses on while you’re ordering your cafe con leche (por favor) at the coffee place. its cool. just remember you won’t meet the real her at the bar.
guys. this is so true.
just watched this for the first time about a month ago and really, really enjoyed it.Currently
i'm super sick
and have been in bed all day and will probably continue to do so through tomorrow. so i’m in need of something to do.
anyone out there have any good movie/tv show recommendations for me?
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Baby Eleanor dressed in a homemade Prince costume for Halloween.
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official winner of the coolest/most adorable costume. the end.
