December 2011
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“Oh my god, all these people’s statuses are about stressing out about...”
– girl in shop…hey maybe getting off of Facebook and getting to work might alleviate some of the stress….just a suggestion.  or do it your way.  whatever works for you.
Dec 1st
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observations in the coffee shop where i work
two girls sitting across from me have bitched about the following: how ridiculous some people are for talking about others in earshot of people because they might be talking about a person someone else knows, or is friends with.  they then talk about how annoying one person they know is.  i listen intently. how annoying it is that a large group of people sat close to them just to chat and...
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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“7. Though on the surface, they are the exact same thing in every conceivable...”
– Yeah, I NEVER got the Lisa Frank love. *hums Men In Black theme song* — Tanya 10 Things 90s Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Children « Thought Catalog (via npr)
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a cup of coffee and the Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me...
the best start to my Thanksgiving of Solitude.  up next on the agenda: finish reading The Hunger Games watching some documentaries on Netflix talking to my cats driving around town to check on everyone’s pets (since i am literally the only person left around here to feed my friend’s animals while they are gone) cooking a giant Italian dinner all for myself drinking wine
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oh, of course Barnes and Noble unveils the new...
of course!  fucking technology.  i can’t keep up.
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Nov 3rd
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i was just reminded
of the time i asked an ex if he thought Deckard from Blade Runner was a replicant...directly after having sex.
and then...
Him: i've seen things you people wouldn't imagine...like one time i banged this chick. and her c-beams, bro. they were totally awesome.
Me: i'm only referring to my breasts as c-beams from this point forward.
Him: i think that is in order, yes.
Him: i'm only calling my dong the tannhauser gate,
Nov 3rd
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am i bad at the internet if i don't use hashtags?
#am i doing it right?
Nov 3rd
i am kicking ass and taking names at Scrabble...
hells yeah.
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October 2011
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