January 2010
46 posts
i scored big tonight at the wal-mart $5 dvd bin
Spaceballs
Animal House
Reservoir Dogs
The Explorers
AND Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horrors
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Foxy Shazam (52)
Blackalicious (20)
Harlem (15)
Foxy Shazam! (12)
Modest Mouse (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
i wrote my first rap song last night
and left it on this boy’s voicemail. i thought about at least transcribing it here…maybe even putting up an audio post. but i don’t think i’m ready to go public. let’s just say i lack mad flow and my rhymes are rather whack. ha.
and he’s already told me he’s saved it and is going to play it for everyone next time he is in town. womp wooooooooomp.
cancer
irrevokable:
The Beauty MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s Love is one of a kind.. Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you...
this is my job:
peggerton:
facebook catching up on writing drinking coffee delivered to me by the best barista eating taco bell delivered to me by the loveliest lady (both of these entirely unprompted) chatting with another of the loveliest ladies for my entire shift soooometimes helping with a printer.
yessssssssssss!!
whoa whoa whoa WHOA. i’ve never delivered you coffee. hi oh!!!
i like how when people call me they hear classical...
Oh, I wish I had a sun tan. I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine. I wish I...
– “Lust for Life”, Girls (via palahniukandchocolate)
...
jcnoice:
Note to the people who, at this very moment, are f***ing in the living room of my house:
You don’t live here.
It is 2:00 in the morning.
I have class at 9:30 in the morning.
What? Yes, we do have very thin walls.
Yes, I can hear you breathing.
Yes, I’m sure you felt a connection.
Pabst Blue Ribbon will do that to you.
Now, big guy- kindly wrap up what I am sure can only be 3 of...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Blackalicious (33)
Foxy Shazam (14)
Foxy Shazam! (6)
The Misfits (4)
Beyonce (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
good god i'm an idiot
i need a fucking lady friend to talk to or something because i’m so tired of all these girly emotions and bullshit.
/emotional mini-rant.
bailums asked: how does this work?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Foxy Shazam (80)
Candy Claws (10)
Ducktails (10)
Portishead (5)
The Temptations (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
i'm thinking about watching the show...
but before i do that i will now post all of the ridiculous videos that have been watched in a drunken stupor with my awesome friends. my 4 day bender followed by a nasty 3 day cold followed by another serious 3 day bender has finally come to an end.
i’m never drinking again.
until karaoke/daniel’s birthday tomorrow.
also…hopefully pics soon of the gnarly and GIGANTIC bruise...
There are those who maintain that you can’t demand anything of the reader. They...
– Flannery O’Connor, Mystery and Manners. Catholic Novelists and Their Readers, quoted by Ms. Odradek. As is often the case, O’Connor settles this discussion for me. (via mills) (via caille) (via nakaonwood)
today i bought myself
a pair of tweed sneakers
a pair of flat top aviator shades (black)
and a Red Stripe t-shirt
…
hipster douche town, here i come!!!
andrew markle is my hero
Me: i have a problem....
Andrew: take 4 birth control
(after i admit liking some dumb boy)
Me: it makes my stomach hurt.
Andrew: ok thats cramps i think so take the 4 birth control to be sure and possibly a midol
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
Black Lips (10)
Lady GaGa (6)
Portishead (6)
The Coathangers (3)
Cursive (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
this weekend i:
stayed at a lakehouse where the heat wasn’t working
smooched some boys i never thought i’d smooch
finally saw Fubar
fell out of a bar stool that had someone else in it all ready
danced until i couldn’t dance anymore
played Super Mario Bros. Wii horribly
attempted to jump over a bush only to land in it
continuously raised my shot glass while shouting “to two more...