December 2010
30 posts
i'm watching love actually
because i’m fucking sad and it’s still (kind of) christmas time (even though i took my decorations down earlier today).
ugh.
thanks mom
for recording some fantastic Lifetime movies for me to enjoy while i stay up all night on this wonderful christmas visit home.
currently watching Reviving Ophelia. synopsis: “No one listens when a teenager suspects that her cousin is in an abusive relationship.”
score.
finally was Black Swan tonight
aronofsky, you crazy mother fucker, you.
just another text exchange between friends, or...
Me: You know whats a funny word? Prost. As in short for prostitute. Haha.
"Keller": Like short for a hooker?
Me: Hahahahahahaha
Me: Also i'm about to watch black swan finally!
"Keller": Is that a blackspoitation porno?
"Keller": What a lezzie
Me: Yeah i'm totally gonna watch nathalie portman and mila kunis make out. And the nathalie portman masturbation scene.
Me: Also nathalie portman masturbation scene is going to be the name of my new indie band
"Keller": I want to help u tickle ur skittle
Me: Um.
Me: Is this William? Haha.
"Keller": Dammit
"Keller": Yes
Me: I know my friends so well.
"Keller": Time to flick the baked bean. Butt barbeque baby.
Me: Flick the baked bean is the most horrendous terminology for female masturbation in existence.
“I don’t need it because my boyfriend astronaut Mike Dexter will be picking...”
– Liz Lemon
chrimbus with my sweetums
tonight me and the boyfriend exchanged christmas presents and had us a little dinner date. he really is the best. he got me a little floral dress and a scarf from this boutique in town ANd a “rats off to ya” shirt from the tim and eric show he went to a couple of weeks ago (which i was originally angry about because he bought the ticket for me but i was unable to go and then he had...
my life right now
melamee:
thai food, Dexter, sadie trying to escape, cicero/aristotle/davidfosterwallace paper, obsessing over Best Coast’s blog, being stupid with Juan, Chocolate Bock beer….ALMOST DONE WITH THE SEMESTER WHAT
you forgot to add skipping work meetings. ZINGERRRR. jk though. you know i heart you.
video game wishlist
heavy rain (ps3)
katamari forever (ps3)
little big planet 2 (ps3)
kirby’s epic yarn (wii)
goldeneye (wii)
no more heroes 2 (wii)
i almost just bought a couple of these on half.com and ‘x’d out of the page at the last second.
siiigh.
currently attempting this recipe →
pumpkin pie biscotti with white chocolate drizzle
