i dance like the wind...

i was just reminded

• of the time i asked an ex if he thought Deckard from Blade Runner was a replicant...directly after having sex.
• and then...
• Him: i've seen things you people wouldn't imagine...like one time i banged this chick. and her c-beams, bro. they were totally awesome.
• Me: i'm only referring to my breasts as c-beams from this point forward.
• Him: i think that is in order, yes.
• Him: i'm only calling my dong the tannhauser gate,